Who Would You Hire to Protect You from Beatrix Kiddo–The Bride From Kill Bill?

Who Would You Hire to Protect You from Beatrix Kiddo–The Bride From Kill Bill?
She is a ruthless, evil, and bloodthirsty killer from Kill Bill 1 and 2-skilled in unarmed combat as well as an expert with various weapons including the Samurai Sword. Which of these great heroes would you summon to protect you life and defeat the "Black Mamba"?

1. Billy Jack-ex-Green Beret hero of the Vietnam War, master of Hapkido and skilled marksman;

2. The Transporter-Frank Martin-former special forces operative from an undisclosed country also a deadly martial artist and marksman and maybe the greatest special operations car driver in the world;

3. Jason Bourne-the best former assassin of the American CIA with top notch fighting and shooting skills but unlike Beatrix handicapped by having a conscience.

4. Karl Kolchak-fearless investigative reporter who has gone mano a mano with vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts and witches and come out the winner;

5. Kato-the intrepid bodyguard of the Green Hornet, master of Chinese Kung-Fu, throwing stars and the nunchuks;

6. Leon the Professional-NYC’s top hitman, a cunning and resourceful adversary especially deadly with firearms.

7. Connor McCloud-Immortal Scottish swordsman who also welds the deadly Samurai Sword whose had many more sword fights in his lifetimes than Beatrix has in hers-and he survived them all.

Leon

2 Responses to “Who Would You Hire to Protect You from Beatrix Kiddo–The Bride From Kill Bill?”

  1. Derek says:

    Leon
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  2. JOSH 4.0 says:

    The verb is spelled "wield", not weld.

    It becomes annoying on ANSWERS! that there is no welding category. That, and everyone from wanna-be poets to video game kids are inept in the proper use of the English language.

    (Sorry, I’m a welder.)

    To answer your question, none. I am well armed and trained. Enough said.
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