The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts?

11> Conducts the first week’s lessons in two chairs using imaginary
driving motions and engine sounds.

10> Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas.

9> Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop.

8> Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a
passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho
Ho’s.

7> Has "P – R – D – 2 – 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!"

6> Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing
Speed Racer for good".

5> Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat
doesn’t fit in your Escort.

4> Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques"
and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph."

3> Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins."

2> When he yells "England," you’re supposed to start driving on
the other side of the road.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts…

1> Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."
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That was funny. I just woke up and it made me chuckle. Thanks for helping me get my day off to a good start.

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8 Responses to “The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts?”

  1. chriztina9876 says:

    That was funny. I just woke up and it made me chuckle. Thanks for helping me get my day off to a good start.
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  2. ♥ SASHA GIRL ♥ says:

    that was funny lol ima be verry carful now lol
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  3. Nemesis says:

    Brilliant!
    No.5 is a fruity answer? – pun intended.
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  4. smila says:

    Hahahahhahaaa, your prolific today hun, absolutely loved the last one OB1 lol
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  5. Jim Jnr M says:

    LMSUIAO If you’d ever been in a car with a first time driver then you’d understand the idiosyncrasies LOL
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    Puggy Power

  6. deiracefan_219 says:

    LMBO!!

    I like #4 the most.
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  7. ♫calamity jane♫ says:

    funny one..lol.
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  8. Forksided says:

    Nice, I love it!
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